Old peoples' skin sags

Because it is being pulled towards

The underworld



that awkward moment when Guy Ferrari says flavor town and your pants get tighter


dont forget about the Coachella Strut (C-Strut)


i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn


paris hilton’s stars are blind > the beatles 

    Random Stranger: How would you describe Rocky Horror Picture Show?
    Me: A sci-fi fantasy musical with heavy sexual themes, brief nudity, brief gore, and brief cannibalism.


Two minutes in heaven is better than 1 miinute in heaven.

#i died


Highlights from my blacklist


#same tho
Anonymous said: Bathroom of a frat, guy had no pubes and i was shocked. It was so weird looking and in my mouth before i could fully process it.

my first bj story is also frat related probably bc frats are the mecca of gross penises.I hate it when there aren’t any pubes bc then their dicks look even more worm-like