that awkward moment when Guy Ferrari says flavor town and your pants get tighter
paris hilton’s stars are blind > the beatles
Random Stranger: How would you describe Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Me: A sci-fi fantasy musical with heavy sexual themes, brief nudity, brief gore, and brief cannibalism.
Highlights from my blacklist
Anonymous said: Bathroom of a frat, guy had no pubes and i was shocked. It was so weird looking and in my mouth before i could fully process it.
my first bj story is also frat related probably bc frats are the mecca of gross penises.I hate it when there aren’t any pubes bc then their dicks look even more worm-like